The Princess and the Frog

July 30, 2008 at 4:09 pm (Napa Valley)

Once  upon a time,  in a land far away,  a  beautiful, independent,  self-assured  princess                 happened  upon a frog as she sat,  contemplating  ecological issues  on  the shores of an unpolluted pond in  a verdant meadow near her castle.  The frog hopped into the princess’ lap and said: Elegant Lady I was once a handsome prince,  until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.  One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry  and live with my mother,  where you can prepare my meals,  clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.                                                                     

That night,  as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:                                                  ” I don’t fucking think so.”

Thanks Kevin!


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